I lost Chris’ New Young Pony Club CD, but, I found my fucking shirt.
But, like most other things in life I am not going to take responsibility for this mishap. No, it’s gotta be something in the cosmos or something. Or, god hates Chris. I don’t know. But if anyone expects me to be held accountable for this missing item, they are dumb & not my friend.
Fuck that noise, I’ll blame this shit on Chris. He must be a bad person & have super negative karmic energy surrounding him & his CD which is why that shit is lost.
I mean hell, I don’t have bad karma. I found my shirt. It probably got lost in the first place from hanging out with that shady character Chris.
p.s. Chris, if you are reading this, your CD got lost because you are a bad man. Quit IM-ing me. Here’s an mp3 to hold you over until god decides to give your CD back.
